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My skepticism was getting in the way of interacting with NPCs so I talked to my doctor about it. He said he could remove it but it would be considered Elective Surgery.
Brilliant! New to me! Here’s another in the same spirit: “Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do the day after tomorrow.” (usually attributed to Mark Twain)
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I did skip but I fell and skinned my knee.
My skepticism was getting in the way of interacting with NPCs so I talked to my doctor about it. He said he could remove it but it would be considered Elective Surgery.
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Buh Dump Bump!
Last time I heard: "You deserve a break!" it was Guido and Crazy Squint Luciano coming after me for those gambling debts.
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So many thanks for these truly wonderful jokes !!! 👍👍👍
I'm always amazed at their creativity!
Thanks for the thought provocation and the jokes!!!
Thanks, A.S. We need to look after each other!
Indeed! Love always!
Some funny stuff, love it
I appreciate your support. In the first 24 hours I had 9 subscribers quit. Not sure why. As always, the only thing I can promise is my sincerity!
I am the same! Check out my substack I would be honored if you subscribed
Done. Wishing you the best!
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
The 10 Montenegrin Commandments
1. Man is born tired and lives to rest.
2. Love thy bed as you love thyself.
3. Rest during the day, so you can sleep at night.
4. Do not work. Work kills.
5. If you see someone resting, help them.
6. Work as little as you can and give away as much work as you can to another.
7. There is salvation in shade. Nobody died from resting.
8. Work causes illness. Don’t die young.
9. If you feel the urge to work, sit down, wait and it will pass.
10. If you see others eating and drinking, move closer. If you see them working, move away and do not disturb them.
Brilliant! New to me! Here’s another in the same spirit: “Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do the day after tomorrow.” (usually attributed to Mark Twain)
Here is my tribute to Chuck:
https://themaadmen.bandcamp.com/track/funky-chuck
May he RIP
Thank you, Alex!