Arnie here.
I had a file in my archives listing a bunch of US Federal agencies, but I couldn’t find it. So I went to Wikipedia “List of federal agencies in the United States” and made a new list. Then, of course, I found the old list from 2011 after doing all the grunt work to format the new list, below. But it’s all good because the old list had 479 departments and the new one has over 1,300. Wow.
This comes to 52 pages using 12 point type and 8 point spacing and if you placed the printed pages end to end they would measure 48 feet. Wow again.
Oh, crap, I got nailed for word usage. This was a penalty message from the “Disinformation Governance Board”. I know many thought it was disbanded 4 months after it was announced to the public, but they actually just tucked it into a sub-agency of the Department of Justice, since that department hasn’t done squat for several years and they figured no one would notice.
Anyway, I guess this isn’t a “real” post, but a good reminder of the gigantic parasite which sucks the vitality from all our lives.
Perhaps you know, a Gallup poll toward the end of 2022 showed that the biggest worry for Americans was government. Yeah.
OUR BELOVED FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
U.S. Senate
States House of Representatives
Congressional Budget Office
Government Accountability Office
Government Publishing Office
Office of Congressional Accessibility Services
Office of the Attending Physician
Office of Congressional Workplace Rights
U.S. Capitol Police
The office of the Architect of the Capitol
Capitol Visitor Center
U.S. Botanic Garden
Library of Congress
Global Legal Information Network
Congressional Research Service
U.S. Copyright Office
Copyright Royalty Board
National Library Service for the Blind and Print Disabled
Federal judiciary of the U.S.
Marshal of the Supreme Court of the U.S.
Supreme Court of the U.S. Police
Administrative Office of the U.S. Courts
Federal Judicial Center
Judicial Conference of the U.S.
Judicial Panel on Multidistrict Litigation
U.S. Sentencing Commission
Probation and Pretrial Services System
Defender Services
Specialty courts
Court of Appeals for Veterans Claims
Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces
Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit
U.S. Tax Court
Court of Federal Claims
Court of International Trade
Bankruptcy Courts
Alien Terrorist Removal Court
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court of Review
Executive Office of the President
National Security Council
National Space Council
Homeland Security Council
Council of Economic Advisers
Council on Environmental Quality
President's Intelligence Advisory Board
Executive Residence Staff and Operations
Office of Administration
Office of Management and Budget
Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs
Office of Federal Financial Management
Office of Federal Procurement Policy
Office of E-Government and Information Technology
U.S. Digital Service
Office of the Intellectual Property Enforcement
Director of the Office of Management and Budget
Office of National Drug Control Policy
Office of the National Cyber Director
Office of Science and Technology Policy
Office of the U.S. Trade Representative
Office of the Vice President of the U.S.
W.H. Office
Office of the Chief of Staff
Office of the National Security Advisor
Domestic Policy Council
National Economic Council
Office of Cabinet Affairs
Office of Communications
Office of Digital Strategy
Office of the First Lady
Office of Intergovernmental Affairs
Office of Legislative Affairs
Office of Management and Administration
Office of Political Affairs
Office of the Staff Sec.
Office of Records Management
Office of Presidential Advance
Presidential Personnel Office
Office of Public Engagement
Office of the Social Sec.
W.H. Press Office
Office of W.H. Counsel
Oval Office Operations
W.H. Military Office
President's Commission on W.H. Fellowships
U.S. Department of Agriculture
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Congressional Relations
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Civil Rights
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Administration
Office of Tribal Relations
Departmental Administration
Office of Customer Experience
Office of Contracting and Procurement
Office of Homeland Security
Office of Human Resources Management
Office of Operations
Office of Property and Environmental Management
Office of Safety, Security and Protection
Office of Small and Disadvantaged Business Utilization
Agriculture Buildings and Facilities
Hazardous Materials Management
Office of Budget and Program Analysis
Office of Communications
Office of Ethics
Office of Hearings and Appeals
National Appeals Division
Office of Administrative Law Judges
Office of the Judicial Officer
Office of Inspector General
Office of Partnerships and Public Engagement
Center for Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships
Office of the Chief Economist
World Agricultural Outlook Board
Office of the Chief Financial Officer
National Finance Center
Office of the Chief Information Officer
Office of the Executive Secretariat
Office of the General Counsel
Office of Information Affairs
Under Sec. of Agriculture for Farm Production and Conservation
Farm Service Agency
Commodity Credit Corporation
Natural Resources Conservation Service
Risk Management Agency
Federal Crop Insurance Corporation
Farm Production and Conservation Business Center
Under Sec. of Agriculture for Food, Nutrition, and Consumer Services
Food and Nutrition Service
Center for Nutrition Policy and Promotion
Under Sec. of Agriculture for Food Safety
Food Safety and Inspection Service
Under Sec. of Agriculture for Marketing and Regulatory Programs
Agricultural Marketing Service
Federal Grain Inspection Service
Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service
Plant Protection and Quarantine
Wildlife Services
Under Sec. of Agriculture for Natural Resources and Environment
U.S. Forest Service
International Institute of Tropical Forestry
Under Sec. of Agriculture for Research, Education, and Economics
Agricultural Research Service
National Agricultural Library
Economic Research Service
National Agricultural Statistics Service
National Institute of Food and Agriculture
Office of the Chief Scientist
Office of the Under Sec. for Rural Development
Rural Development
Rural Business-Cooperative Service
Rural Housing Service
Rural Utilities Service
Office of the Under Sec. for Trade and Foreign Agricultural Affairs
Foreign Agricultural Service
U.S. Department of Commerce
Seal of the U.S. Department of Commerce
Office of the Sec.
Office of the Deputy Sec.
Office of Business Liaison
Office of the Chief Financial Officer
Office of Chief Information Officer
Office of Executive Secretariat
Office of General Counsel
Office of Legislative and Intergovernmental Affairs
Office of Policy and Strategic Planning
Office of Public Affairs
Office of Security
Office of the W.H. Liaison
Office of Inspector General
Economic Development Administration
Minority Business Development Agency
National Technical Information Service
National Telecommunications and Information Admin.
Institute for Telecommunication Sciences
First Responder Network Authority
Under Sec. of Commerce for Industry and Security
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Export Administration
Operating Committee for Export Policy
Office of Strategic Industries and Economic Security
Office of Nonproliferation and Treaty Compliance
Office of National Security and Technology Transfer Controls
Office of Exporter Services
Office of Technology Evaluation
Office of Export Enforcement
Under Sec. of Commerce for Economic Affairs
Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA)
U.S. Census Bureau
Under Sec. of Commerce for Intellectual Property
Trademark Official Gazette
Patent Trial and Appeal Board
Trademark Trial and Appeal Board
Office of the Commissioner of Patents
Office of the Commissioner of Trademarks
Under Sec. of Commerce for International Trade
U.S. Commercial Service
Under Sec. of Commerce for Oceans and Atmosphere
Alliance for Coastal Technologies
National Environmental Satellite, Data, and Information Service
National Marine Fisheries Service
National Ocean Service
National Weather Service
National Geodetic Survey
Office of Marine and Aviation Operations
NOAA Commissioned Officer Corps
Office of Oceanic and Atmospheric Research
Under Sec. of Commerce for Standards and Technology
National Institute of Standards and Technology
U.S. Army Forces Command
U.S. Army Futures Command
U.S. Army Materiel Command
U.S. Army Training and Doctrine Command
U.S. Army Reserve Command
Army National Guard
U.S. Department of Defense
The Sec. of Defense
The Deputy Sec. of Defense
Office of the Under Sec. of Defense for Research and Engineering
Office of the Under Sec. of Defense for Acquisition and Sustainment
Office of the Under Sec. of Defense for Policy
Office of the Under Sec. of Defense (Comptroller)
Office of the Under Sec. of Defense for Personnel and Readiness
Office of the Under Sec. of Defense for Intelligence and Security
Office of the General Counsel of the Department of Defense
Office of the Director, Cost Assessment and Program Evaluation
Office of the Director, Operational Test and Evaluation
Office of the Chief Information Officer of the Department of Defense
Office of the Asst. Sec. of Defense for Legislative Affairs
Office of the Asst. Sec. of Defense for Special Operations
Office of the Asst. to the Sec. of Defense for Public Affairs
Office of the Asst. to the Sec. Def. for Privacy, Civil Liberties, Transparency
Office of the Director of Administration and Management
Office of Net Assessment
Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency
Defense Commissary Agency
Defense Contract Audit Agency
Defense Contract Management Agency
Defense Counterintelligence and Security Agency
Defense Finance and Accounting Service
Defense Health Agency
Defense Information Systems Agency
Defense Legal Services Agency
Defense Logistics Agency
Defense POW/MIA Accounting Agency
Defense Security Cooperation Agency
Defense Threat Reduction Agency
Missile Defense Agency
Pentagon Force Protection Agency
Space Development Agency
Defense Intelligence Agency
National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
National Reconnaissance Office
National Security Agency/Central Security Service
Defense Human Resources Activity
Defense Media Activity
Defense Technical Information Center
Defense Technology Security Administration
Department of Defense Education Activity
Department of Defense Test Resource Management Center
Office of Economic Adjustment
Washington Headquarters Services
Defense Acquisition University
Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences
Armed Forces Radiobiology Research Institute
National Defense University
National War College
Joint Forces Staff College
National Intelligence University
Eisenhower School for National Security and Resource Strategy
College of International Affairs
College of Information and Cyberspace
Institute for National Strategic Studies
Office of the Under Sec. of the Army
Office of the Asst. Sec. of the Army for Civil Works
Asst. Sec. of the Army for Acquisition, Logistics and Technology
Office of the Asst. Sec. of the Army for Financial Management
Asst. Sec. of the Army for Installations, Energy and Environment
Asst. Sec. of the Army for Manpower and Reserve Affairs
Office of the Administrative Asst. to the Sec. of the Army
Office of the General Counsel of the Army
Office of the Chief of Staff of the Army
Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army
Arlington National Cemetery
U.S. Army Acquisition Support Center
Civilian Human Resources Agency
U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command
U.S. Army Human Resources Command
Military Postal Service Agency
Physical Disability Agency
U.S. Army Intelligence and Security Command
U.S. Army Medical Command
U.S. Army Military District of Washington
U.S. Army Test and Evaluation Command
U.S. Army War College
U.S. Military Academy
Defense Forensics and Biometrics Agency
Civilian Training Student Education Detachment
Army Public Affairs Center
U.S. Army Force Management Support Agency
U.S. Army Audit Agency
U.S. Army Combat Readiness Center
Army Corrections Command
Equity and Inclusion Agency
U.S. Army Headquarters Services
U.S. Army Inspector General Agency
The Judge Advocate General's Legal Center and School
U.S. Army Legal Services Agency
U.S. Army Command and Control Support Agency
U.S. Army Logistics Enterprise Support Agency
U.S. Army Manpower Analysis Agency
Army Enterprise Marketing Office
Center for Army Analysis
U.S. Army Nuclear and Countering WMD Agency
U.S. Army Field Band
Army Review Boards Agency
U.S. Army Aeronautical Services Agency
U.S. Army Analytics Group
U.S. Army Enterprise Cloud Management Agency
Office of the Sec. of the Navy
Office of the Under Sec. of the Navy
Office of the Asst. Sec. of the Navy for Research & Development
Office of the Asst. Sec. of the Navy for Manpower Reserve Affairs
Office of the Asst. Sec. of the Navy for Financial Management
Office of the Asst. Sec. of the Navy Installations and Environment
Office of the General Counsel of the Navy
Office of the Naval Inspector General
Office of the Chief of Naval Operations
U.S. Naval Special Warfare Command
Operational Test and Evaluation Force
Navy Reserve Force
Board for Correction of Naval Records
Bureau of Medicine and Surgery
Bureau of Naval Personnel
Naval Air Systems Command
Naval Sea Systems Command
Naval District Washington
Naval Facilities Engineering Command
Naval Supply Systems Command
Department of the Navy, Logistics and Operations
Drug Education for Youth
Navy Enterprise Resource Planning
Naval Acquisition Career Center
Naval Audit Service
Naval Center for Cost Analysis
Naval Civil Law Support Activity
Naval Criminal Investigative Service Command
Naval Education and Training Command
Naval History and Heritage Command
Naval Information Warfare Systems Command
Naval Intelligence Activity
Naval Legal Service Command
Naval Postgraduate School
Naval Research Laboratory
Naval Safety Center
Naval War College
Navy Department Board of Decorations and Medals
Navy Installations Command
Navy International Programs Office
Navy Office of Community Outreach
Navy Office of Information, East
Navy Office of Information, West
Navy Public Affairs Support Element
Navy-Marine Corps Appellate Review Activity
Navy-Marine Corps Trial Judiciary
Office of Civilian Human Resources
Office of Naval Research Global
Office of Small Business Programs
Sec. of the Navy’s Council of Review Boards
Strategic Systems Programs
U.S. Naval Academy
U.S. Navy Band
USS Constitution
US Sending State Office for Italy
Navy-Marine Corps Court of Criminal Appeals
Marine Barracks, Washington, D.C.
Marine Corps Combat Development Command
Marine Corps Installations Command
Marine Corps Intelligence Activity
Marine Corps Logistics Command
Marine Corps National Capital Region Command
Marine Corps Recruiting Command
Marine Corps Systems Command
Marine Corps Training and Education Command
Marine Corps Forces Command
Marine Corps Forces Korea
Marine Corps Forces Reserve
Marine Corps Embassy Security Group
Marine Corps Operational Test and Evaluation Activity
Naval Amphibious Force, Task Force 51/5th Marine Brigade
Program Executive Officer Land Systems
Office of the Under Sec. of the Air Force
Asst. Sec. of the Air Force for Acquisition, Technology and Logistics
Asst. Sec. of the Air Force for Financial Management and Comptroller
Asst. Sec. of the Air Force for Installations, Environment and Energy
Asst. Sec. of the Air Force for Manpower and Reserve Affairs
Office of the General Counsel of the Air Force
Office of the Inspector General of the Air Force
Office of the Administrative Asst. to the Sec. of the Air Force
Office of the Chief of Staff of the Air Force
U.S. Air Force Judge Advocate General's Corps
Office of the Chief Scientist of the Air Force
Office of the Surgeon General of the Air Force
Office of the Chief of Chaplains of the Air Force
Air Force District of Washington
Air Force Operational Test and Evaluation Center
U.S. Air Force Academy
Air Force Agency for Modeling and Simulation
Air Force Audit Agency
Air Force Cost Analysis Agency
Air Force Flight Standards Agency
Air Force Historical Research Agency
Air Force Inspection Agency
Air Force Legal Operations Agency
Air Force Manpower Agency
Air Force Medical Readiness Agency
Air Force Mortuary Affairs Operations
Air Force Office of Special Investigations
Air Force Personnel Center
Air Force Operations Group
Air Force Public Affairs Agency
Air Force Review Boards Agency
Air Force Safety Center
Air National Guard Readiness Center
National Air and Space Intelligence Center
U.S. Department of Education
Office of Communications and Outreach
Office of Finance and Operations
Office of Inspector General
Office of the General Counsel
Office of Legislation and Congressional Affairs
Office for Civil Rights
Office of Educational Technology
Office of the Chief Information Officer
Office of Planning, Evaluation and Policy Development
Budget Service
Risk Management Service
Office of Elementary and Secondary Education
Office of Migrant Education
Office of Safe and Healthy Students
Office of English Language Acquisition
Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services
Office of Special Education Programs
Rehabilitation Services Administration
National Center for Education Evaluation and Regional Assistance
National Center for Education Research
National Center for Education Statistics
National Center for Special Education Research
National Board for Education Sciences
Office of Career, Technical, and Adult Education
Office of Federal Student Aid
Office of Postsecondary Education
Center for Faith and Opportunity Initiatives
W.H. Initiative on Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders
W.H. Initiative on Educational Excellence for Hispanics
W.H. Initiative on Historically Black Colleges and Universities
W.H. Initiative on Educational Excellence for African Americans
W.H. Initiative on American Indian and Alaskan Native Education
Commission on Presidential Scholars
National Committee on Foreign Medical Education and Accreditation
Historically Black College and Universities Financing Advisory Board
National Advisory Committee on Institutional Quality and Integrity
National Advisory Council on Indian Education
Fund for the Improvement of Postsecondary Education
U.S. Department of Energy
Office of the Sec.
Office of the Deputy Sec.
Office of the Under Sec.
Office of the Under Sec. for Science and Energy
Office of the Under Sec. for Nuclear Security
Advanced Research Projects Agency-Energy (ARPA-E)
Artificial Intelligence and Technology Office (AITO)
Loan Programs Office
Office of Cybersecurity, Energy Security, and Emergency Response
Office of Electricity
Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy
Office of Environmental Management
Office of Fossil Energy and Carbon Management
Office of Indian Energy Policy and Programs
Office of Legacy Management
Office of Nuclear Energy
Office of Science
Office of Congressional and Intergovernmental Affairs
Office of Economic Impact and Diversity
Office of Enterprise Assessments
Office of Environment, Health, Safety, and Security
Office of Hearings and Appeals
Office of Inspector General
Office of Intelligence and Counterintelligence
Office of International Affairs
Office of Management
Office of Policy
Office of Project Management
Office of Public Affairs
Office of Small and Disadvantaged Business Utilization
Office of Technology Transitions
Office of the Chief Financial Officer
Office of the Chief Human Capital Officer
Office of the Chief Information Officer
Office of the General Counsel
Office of NEPA Policy and Compliance
Federal Energy Regulatory Commission
National Nuclear Security Administration
Energy Information Administration
Bonneville Power Administration
Southeastern Power Administration
Southwestern Power Administration
Western Area Power Administration
Ames Laboratory
Argonne National Laboratory
Brookhaven National Laboratory
Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory
Idaho National Laboratory
Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory
Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory
Los Alamos National Laboratory
National Energy Technology Laboratory
National Renewable Energy Laboratory
New Brunswick Laboratory
Oak Ridge Institute for Science and Education
Oak Ridge National Laboratory
Pacific Northwest National Laboratory
Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory
Radiological and Environmental Sciences Laboratory
Sandia National Laboratories
Savannah River Ecology Laboratory
Savannah River National Laboratory
SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory
Thomas Jefferson National Accelerator Facility
Carlsbad Field Office
Environmental Management Los Alamos Field Office
Golden Field Office
Idaho Operations Office
Oak Ridge Office of Environmental Management
Office of River Protection
Portsmouth/Paducah Project Office
Richland Operations Office
Savannah River Operations Office
Office of Science Field Offices
Pacific Northwest Site Office
U.S. Department of Health and Human Services
Office of the Sec. (OS)
Immediate Office of the Sec. [IOS]
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Administration
Program Support Center
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Financial Resources
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Legislation
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Planning and Evaluation
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Public Affairs
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Health
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Preparedness and Response
Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority
Center for Faith and Opportunity Initiative
Departmental Appeals Board
Office for Civil Rights
Office of Global Affairs
Office of Inspector General
Office of Intergovernmental and External Affairs
Office of Medicare Hearings and Appeals
Office of the Chief Technology Officer
Office of the General Counsel
Office of the National Coordinator for Health Information
Administration on Aging
Administration for Children and Families
Administration for Native Americans
Administration on Developmental Disabilities
Office of Child Care
Office of Child Support Enforcement
Children's Bureau
National Center on Child Abuse and Neglect
Family and Youth Services Bureau
Office of Head Start
Office of Community Services
Office of Family Assistance
Office of Refugee Resettlement
President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities
Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
CDC Washington Office
Center for Global Health
National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health
Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices
National Vital Statistics System
Office for State, Tribal, Local and Territorial Support
Office of Equal Employment Opportunity
Office of Infectious Diseases
National Center for Emerging and Zoonotic Infectious Diseases
Division of High-Consequence Pathogens and Pathology (DHCPP)
Viral Special Pathogens Branch (VSPB)
National Center for HIV/AIDS, Viral Hepatitis, STD, and TB Prevention
National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases
Office of Minority Health and Health Equity
Office of Noncommunicable Diseases, Injury and Environmental Health
National Center for Chronic Disease Prevention and Health Promotion
National Center for Environmental Health and Disease Registry
National Center for Injury Prevention and Control
National Center on Birth Defects and Developmental Disabilities
Office of Public Health Preparedness and Response
Division of Emergency Operations
Emergency Operations Center (EOC)
Office of Public Health Science Services
Center for Surveillance, Epidemiology and Laboratory Services
National Center for Health Statistics
Office of the Associate Director for Communication
Office of the Associate Director for Policy
Office of the Associate Director for Science
Office of the Chief of Staff
Office of the Chief Operating Officer
National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health
Epidemic Intelligence Service
National Center for Health Statistics
National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health
Epidemic Intelligence Service
National Center for Health Statistics
Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services
Food and Drug Administration
National Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition
Office of Criminal Investigations
Health Resources and Services Administration
Patient Affordable Healthcare Act Program
Independent Payment Advisory Board
Indian Health Service
National Institutes of Health
National Institutes of Health Police
National Cancer Institute
National Eye Institute
National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute
Rocky Mountain Laboratories
National Human Genome Research Institute
National Institute on Aging
National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism
National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases
National Institute of Arthritis and Musculoskeletal and Skin Diseases
National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering
National Institute of Child Health and Human Development
National Institute on Deafness and Other Communication Disorders
National Institute of Dental and Craniofacial Research
National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases
National Institute on Drug Abuse
National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences
National Institute of General Medical Sciences
National Institute of Mental Health
National Institute on Minority Health and Health Disparities
National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke
National Institute of Nursing Research
Center for Information Technology
Center for Scientific Review
Fogarty International Center
National Center for Advancing Translational Sciences
National Center for Complementary and Integrative Health
NIH Clinical Center
Public Health Service
Federal Occupational Health
Office of the Surgeon General
U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Office of the Sec.
Office of the Sec.
Immediate Office of the Sec.
Office of the Deputy Sec.
Office of the Chief of Staff
Military Advisor's Office
Office of the Executive Sec.
Joint Requirements Council
Office of Strategy, Policy, and Plans
Office of Immigration Statistics
Office of International Affairs
Office of General Counsel
Office of Legislative Affairs
Office of Public Affairs
Office of Partnership and Engagement
Homeland Security Advisory Council
Office of State and Local Law Enforcement
Private Sector Office
Office for Civil Rights and Civil Liberties
Office of the Citizenship and Immigration Services
Office of the Immigration Detention Ombudsman
Privacy Office
Management Directorate
Federal Protective Service
Office of Biometric Identity Management
Office of the Chief Financial Officer
Office of the Chief Information Officer
Office of the Chief Human Capital Officer
Office of the Chief Procurement Officer
Office of the Chief Readiness Support Officer
Canine and Equine Governance Board
Office of the Chief Security Officer
Science and Technology Directorate
Office of Intelligence and Analysis
Current and Emerging Threats Center
Homeland Identities, Targeting and Exploitation Center
Transnational Organized Crime Mission Center
Counterterrorism Mission Center
Counterintelligence Mission Center
Cyber Mission Center
Economic Security Mission Center
Office of Operations Coordination
National Operations Center
Countering Weapons of Mass Destruction Office
Chief Medical Officer
Office of Inspector General
Federal Emergency Management Agency
U.S. Fire Administration
National Flood Insurance Program
Center for Domestic Preparedness
Emergency Management Institute
Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center
Federal Insurance and Mitigation Administration
Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency
Cybersecurity Division
National Cybersecurity and Communications Integration Center
National Council of Statewide Interoperability Coordinators
Infrastructure Security Division
Emergency Communications Division
National Risk Management Center
Integrated Operations Division
Stakeholder Engagement Division
National Emergency Technology Guard
Federal Law Enforcement Training Centers
Transportation Security Administration
Federal Air Marshal Service
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services
U.S. Coast Guard
Coast Guard Intelligence
Coast Guard Investigative Service
U.S. Coast Guard Police
U.S. Coast Guard Yard
U.S. Coast Guard Research and Development Center
U.S. Coast Guard Academy
U.S. Coast Guard Training Center Cape May
U.S. Coast Guard Reserve
U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary
National Ice Center
U.S. Customs and Border Protection
Air and Marine Operations
U.S. Border Patrol
Office of Field Operations
Office of Trade
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Enforcement and Removal Operations
Homeland Security Investigations
Office of Professional Responsibility
Office of the Principal Legal Advisor
U.S. Secret Service
U.S. Secret Service Uniformed Division
James J. Rowley Training Center
U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development
Office of the Sec.
Office of the Deputy Sec.
Office of Hearings and Appeals
Office of Small and Disadvantaged Business Utilization
Office of Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships
Office of Congressional and Intergovernmental Relations
Office of Public Affairs
Office of Departmental Equal Employment Opportunity
Office of General Counsel
Departmental Enforcement Center
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Administration
Chief Administrative Office
Office of the Chief Human Capital Officer
Office of the Chief Procurement Officer
Office of the Chief Financial Officer
Office of the Chief Information Officer
Office of Inspector General
Government National Mortgage Association
Office of Community Planning and Development
Office of Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity
Fair Housing Assistance Program
Fair Housing Initiatives Program
National Fair Housing Training Academy
Office of Field Policy and Management
Office of Housing
Federal Housing Administration
Office of Lead Hazard Control and Healthy Homes
Office of Policy Development and Research
Office of Public and Indian Housing
Real Estate Assessment Center
U.S. Department of the Interior (DOI)
U.S. Sec. of the Interior
U.S. Deputy Sec. of the Interior
CHCO
CHRO
General Counsel
CIO
CISO
CTO
Science
Technology
Administrative Law
W.H. Liaison
CPO
COO
Management
Administration
Justice
Communications
Public Affairs
Congressional and Intergovernmental Affairs
Energy
Education
National Interior University
Office of Security
Indian Arts and Craft Board
Office of Emergency Management
DOTI Police
National Interior Library
Office of International Affairs
Office of Interior Statistics
Office of Interior Intelligence
Bureau of Indian Affairs
Bureau of Indian Affairs Police
Bureau of Indian Education
DOTI Office of the Inspector General
Bureau of Land Management
Bureau of Land Management Office of Law Enforcement
Bureau of Ocean Energy Management
Bureau of Reclamation
BOR Police
Hoover Dam Police (dissolved)
Bureau of Safety and Environmental Enforcement
Fish and Wildlife Service
National Wildlife Refuge System
NWRS Division of Refuge Law Enforcement
Sport Fishing and Boating Partnership Council
FWS Office of Law Enforcement
Endangered Species Program
National Park Service
U.S. Park Police
Office of Insular Affairs
Office of Surface Mining
National Mine Map Repository
U.S. Geological Survey
Federal Consulting Group
U.S. Department of Justice
Office of the Attorney General
Office of the Deputy Attorney General
Office of the Associate Attorney General
Office of the Solicitor General
Special Counsel's Office
Antitrust Division
Civil Division
Civil Rights Division
Criminal Division
Environment and Natural Resources Division
Justice Management Division
Asset Forfeiture Fund
National Security Division
Tax Division
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
Bureau of Prisons
Federal Prison Industries (aka Unicor)
National Institute of Corrections
Community Relations Service
Drug Enforcement Administration
El Paso Intelligence Center
Office of National Security Intelligence
Executive Office for Immigration Review
Board of Immigration Appeals
Executive Office for Organized Crime Drug Enforcement Task Forces
Executive Office for U.S. Attorneys
Executive Office for U.S. Trustees
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Branch
National Security Branch
Counterterrorism Division
Criminal, Cyber, Response, and Services Branch
Critical Incident Response Group
National Center for the Analysis of Violent Crime
Strategic Information and Operations Center
Crisis Negotiation Unit
Behavioral Analysis Unit
Science and Technology Branch
FBI Laboratory
FBI Criminal Justice Information Services Division
Information and Technology Branch
Human Resources Branch
FBI Academy
National Gang Intelligence Center
Foreign Claims Settlement Commission of the U.S.
INTERPOL Washington – U.S. National Central Bureau
Office of Community Oriented Policing Services
Office of Justice Programs
Bureau of Justice Assistance
Bureau of Justice Statistics
National Criminal Justice Reference Service
National Institute of Justice
Office for Victims of Crime
Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention
Office of Sex Offender Sentencing, Monitoring, Apprehending, Registering, and Tracking (SMART)
Office of Legal Counsel
Office of Legal Policy
Office of the Pardon Attorney
Office on Violence Against Women
Offices of the U.S. Attorneys
U.S. Marshals Service
Justice Prisoner and Alien Transportation System
U.S. Parole Commission
Office of Information Policy
Office of Legislative Affairs
Office of Public Affairs
Office of Professional Responsibility
Office of the Inspector General
Office of Tribal Justice
Professional Responsibility Advisory Office
U.S. Department of Labor
Executive Sec.
Centers for Faith and Opportunity Initiative
Office of the Ombudsman for the Energy Employees Occupational Illness Programs
Office of Public Liaison
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Administration and Management
Office of the Asst. Sec. for Policy
Office of the Chief Financial Officer
Office of the Chief Information Officer
Office of Congressional and Intergovernmental Affairs
Office of Emergency Management
Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs
Office of Labor-Management Standards
Office of Public Affairs
Office of Disability Employment Policy
Office of the Solicitor
Office of Worker's Compensation Program
Employee Benefits Security Administration
Employment and Training Administration
Mine Safety and Health Administration
Occupational Safety and Health Administration
Administrative Review Board
Benefits Review Board
Employees' Compensation Appeals Board
Bureau of International Labor Affairs
Bureau of Labor Statistics
Women's Bureau
National Labor Library
Veterans' Employment and Training Service
Wage and Hour Division
Wirtz Labor Library
U.S. Department of State
Office of the Sec.
Chief of Staff
Bureau of Intelligence and Research
Bureau of Legislative Affairs
Office of the Legal Adviser
Executive Secretariat
Operations Center
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